Bread & Honey

5 Things On Which To Waste £20

1. A manicure which you smudge as soon as you leave the salon. Particularly bad when you have a bright colour, as this is far more noticeable.

2. A bottle of champagne which you take to a party but which doesn't get drunk while you're there. You can't take it home with you.

3. A sonic mouse deterrent. They really really really don't work. The little blighters defy them with mouse-sized earplugs.

4. A new top which you don't try on as you're in a hurry. It doesn't fit, but you never get round to taking it back to the shop.

5. Penny sweets. But then again, that's not really a waste.