Stuck On A Boat For Five Days Blues
Oh I wanted to sail the ocean, sail the ocean wide and blue,
Yes, I wanted to say the ocean, so big and wide and blue,
So I climbed on Puerto Eden, with a coupla´ hundred tourists, some sheep, some cows and you.
We sailed a little further, a little further every day,
Yes, we sailed a little further, oh a little further on our way,
Eating pork chops, rice and salmon, but those cows, well they only got hay.
They said we´d get there Monday, yes on Monday get to port,
Oh well, they said we´d get there Monday, Monday we´d arrive at port,
But so far this boat, baby, is taking longer than it ought.
CHORUS
´Cause I´m stuck on a boat baby,
And there´s nothing left to lose,
I got the stuck on a boat for five days blues.
Oh, I´m going a little crazy, is it something in the air?
Well, I´m going a little crazy baby, maybe it´s something in the air.
Or I could be going crazy, ´cause they keep playing Chumbawumba and Cher.
Well, I´ve been trying to learn some Spanish, all I can hear is that wind blow,
Oh, I said I´ve tried to learn some Spanish, I can just hear that old wind blow,
So all I´ve learned to say, baby, is how to echarse un pedo.
CHORUS
´Cause I´m stuck on a boat baby,
And there´s water in my shoes,
I got the stuck on a boat for five days blues.
Well, the boat shook left and right, but I´m sure glad we didn´t drown,
Oh the boat shook right to left baby, I guess I´m glad we didn´t drown,
But my cabin-mate Karim, well he couldn´t keep his dinner down.
CHORUS
´Cause he´s stuck on a boat baby,
And I´m telling you the news,
He got the stuck on a boat for five days blues.
Oh all around is water, and all we do is eat and sleep,
Yes, all I can see is water, and for five days all I´ve done is sleep,
But I´ll tell you something baby, I´m sure glad I ain´t one of those damn sheep.
CHORUS
´Cause they all stuck on a boat baby,
And they don´t think this is much of a cruise,
They got the stuck on a boat for five days blues.
Oh yeah.
Yes, I wanted to say the ocean, so big and wide and blue,
So I climbed on Puerto Eden, with a coupla´ hundred tourists, some sheep, some cows and you.
We sailed a little further, a little further every day,
Yes, we sailed a little further, oh a little further on our way,
Eating pork chops, rice and salmon, but those cows, well they only got hay.
They said we´d get there Monday, yes on Monday get to port,
Oh well, they said we´d get there Monday, Monday we´d arrive at port,
But so far this boat, baby, is taking longer than it ought.
CHORUS
´Cause I´m stuck on a boat baby,
And there´s nothing left to lose,
I got the stuck on a boat for five days blues.
Oh, I´m going a little crazy, is it something in the air?
Well, I´m going a little crazy baby, maybe it´s something in the air.
Or I could be going crazy, ´cause they keep playing Chumbawumba and Cher.
Well, I´ve been trying to learn some Spanish, all I can hear is that wind blow,
Oh, I said I´ve tried to learn some Spanish, I can just hear that old wind blow,
So all I´ve learned to say, baby, is how to echarse un pedo.
CHORUS
´Cause I´m stuck on a boat baby,
And there´s water in my shoes,
I got the stuck on a boat for five days blues.
Well, the boat shook left and right, but I´m sure glad we didn´t drown,
Oh the boat shook right to left baby, I guess I´m glad we didn´t drown,
But my cabin-mate Karim, well he couldn´t keep his dinner down.
CHORUS
´Cause he´s stuck on a boat baby,
And I´m telling you the news,
He got the stuck on a boat for five days blues.
Oh all around is water, and all we do is eat and sleep,
Yes, all I can see is water, and for five days all I´ve done is sleep,
But I´ll tell you something baby, I´m sure glad I ain´t one of those damn sheep.
CHORUS
´Cause they all stuck on a boat baby,
And they don´t think this is much of a cruise,
They got the stuck on a boat for five days blues.
Oh yeah.